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Noah farted in church.  Yes indeed, right in the middle of the preacher’s sermon during the Christmas Eve candlelight service.  The beautiful, curved oak pews, which ‘til then I’d admired and appreciated, served to amplify the effect.  Fabulous.  We’d considered joining this congregation, but the fart heard ‘round the church ...

The lights are twinkling, the cinnamon is wafting and your children’s cheeks are rosy with anticipation, so why do you feel so darned blue?  Could it be that the kids crushed your favorite ornament, the dog just chewed through a box of candy canes and the cat threw up a ball of tinsel?  So now you feel blue and guilty, because you nearly ...