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Noah farted in church.  Yes indeed, right in the middle of the preacher’s sermon during the Christmas Eve candlelight service.  The beautiful, curved oak pews, which ‘til then I’d admired and appreciated, served to amplify the effect.  Fabulous.  We’d considered joining this congregation, but the fart heard ‘round the church ...

I can’t believe I did it.  I swore I’d never succumb to the insane shopping frenzy that commences before dawn the day after Thanksgiving.  I’d been a snob, thinking myself too evolved to fall victim to the materialism that plagues us.  Not buying that?   Okay, so the truth is that even the lure of deep discounts couldn’t ...