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  • Bringing up baby, and bringing home the gold

    Two years ago, Chicago hosted the Gay Games, proving they could put on an international athletic event involving synchronized swimmers in drag without incident.Things didn’t go as well at last year’s LaSalle Marathon, when hydration stations ran out of water before the race ended. Some say the glitch may have hurt the city’s chances, small as they are, of hosting the 2020 Olympic Games.

    But wait—there’s still time to impress the International Olympic Committee, which doesn’t make its final decision on a site until 2009. And what better way to do it than by hosting an event that the world has been waiting for, they just don’t know it:

    The Mom Olympics. (Dads could enter too, if they make the cut.)

    Qualifying sports would include: 

    Stroller Slalom: A half mile away from home, hold screaming toddler who doesn’t want to go in the stroller in one arm, while pushing empty stroller with the other.

    Dog Dancing: Try to walk a German Shepherd in the snow while carrying a 15-pound baby in a front carrier. For extra excitement, have those metal- and wooden-pallet salvage guys who haul around grocery carts pass by every few minutes, to really freak out the dog.

    Laundry Decathlon: See who can actually get a load of laundry done in seven hours when they’re alone with a one-year-old in the house—and they have to go outside and down a flight of stairs to get to the laundry room.

    Cell-phone Wrestling: Just try to get your cell phone out of the iron grasp of a willful preschooler who knows how to work more of the features than you do.

    Baby Luge: Whoever can go down the slide the local playground with a kid in their lap and not get a charley horse wins.

    Hat Gymnastics: Try to keep fussy baby’s hat on for more than 15.4 seconds, a world’s record.

    If Grant Park isn’t available, maybe we could close off a street, block-party style, or hold the event in a neighbor’s backyard. For the torch ceremony, any park in Rogers Park will do—on a warm day, I’d say 75 percent of the world’s countries are represented there. Funds raised, instead of going toward interest payments on a new stadium, could go toward buying a pepperoni pizza for everyone to share.

  • Adventures in creative childcare: Babysitting by bus

    Just because your parents don’t live in town doesn’t meant they can’t watch your kid. With some creative planning, they might even be able to babysit on a regular basis. Not full-time, of course, but maybe a few days out of the month—which can really add up if you work part-time from home and, like me, have only a small budget for child care.

    My folks and I have worked out an arrangement where they travel from Cleveland to Chicago once a month and stay for the good part of a week. They make the six-hour trip on the Megabus (www.megabus.com), which travels to and from most large and midsize Midwestern cities and costs about $15 per person each way. That’s much less than what they’d spend on gas and car wear and tear if they drove themselves.

    They usually arrive on a Monday afternoon and leave on a Friday. If I work eight hours the days they’re here, I get at least 24 hours of free childcare (more than half a week!) a month and they get quality time with their darling granddaughter. That saves me $240 —cutting in half my monthly babysitting costs.

    The fact that my mom happens to be a retired preschool teacher definitely doesn’t hurt. My daughter has the best care while they’re here—regular playground visits, lots of reading and lively play.

    I know this isn’t an ideal situation for everyone—but it’s what works for me right now. And when you have a child under two, that’s about the best you can hope for.

  • I miss books. Grown-up books.

    While my daughter is babbling a blue streak-- sometimes I think I hear the ”pop” of her neurons expanding--I can feel my brain atrophying. Since Jane was born, I’ve read a total of one book (OK, three if you count books I’ve read for work).
    It took me six months to plod through Jane Jacobs’ “The Death and Life of Great American Cities,” the 1961 masterpiece of urban planning that argues against the prevalant thinking that vast open spaces in the middle of a city are good and soot-caked yet walkable neighborhoods of aging brownstones are bad. The book was invigorating, if you can be invigorated in a very slow, unfolding way.
    Vast open spaces in the middle of one’s head are, bad, too. Sometimes, usually after several hours of making sure a 16-month-old doesn’t paint the dog blue or eat the couch cushions, I can’t think of words for everyday things like trees, sidewalks, and bricks. I wish my head were a more walkable neighborhood, with elegantly decrepit windows facing out into a street full of elotes vendors and children playing with bottlecaps.
    I also wish it had taken me six months to read “Chicken Soup for the Policeman’s Soul”  instead of something brilliant and intellectually fortifying. That would be more fun to say, and I’d get more shocked, grave looks from family members.
    Actually, who am I kidding--my people probably would say, unironically,“Good for You.” Hardly anyone in my extended family reads much. And they’re not too fluent in irony, either. Probably because, at one time or another, they all had kids and their humor became really first-grade. They still make me laugh with their poop jokes, though.

  • I, Consumer

    One thing I didn’t anticipate when I started freelancing was that work would dry up from early December to mid January because of the holidays. So now I’m scrambling to make up for lost pay. Since time is limited--and so is cash for a babysitter--I’ve had to get creative.

    Last week, I made $225 just for keeping a journal for three days. I had answered an ad on craiglist seeking moms to test out products. A screener called me up and asked me questions along the lines of "Describe a product you can’t live without" and "If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?"

    I must have picked the right kind of tree, because I qualified for a study.

    They sent me a disposable camera to take a few photos of my home, family, and friends—and a little booklet with some questions to answer. I filled out the booklet and Fed Ex’d it in a posted envelope they’d provided. The entire task took about two hours. The questions weren’t particularly intrusive--and the answers are to remain confidential to the study--so I didn’t feel too weird about responding.

    They got the package on Monday. On Wednesday, I opened my mailbox--and to my amazement, there was the check for $225.

    With my freelance clients, I’m usually lucky if I get paid a month after I turn in a story. I guess there’s something to be said for sharing a speck of your life with the soul-sucking capitalist machine—especially if it means paying the gas bill this month.

    If they call again, I'll probably answer. Now that we don't have to worry about heat, I've got my eye on a three-month pool membership. Laps, anyone?

     

  • Wanted: Luddite

    If I want to freak myself out in the dark hours before dawn, all I have to do is start thinking about everything I don’t know about the web. I’m angling to go back to work after Jane turns 2, but doing what? Lately, every writer--I mean "content provider--job description seems to REALLY be saying:

    "Wanted: Recent college grad to singlehandedly transform our lumbering Industrial-Age business model into a content-management-system for the 22nd century and beyond! And oh yeah, you’ve got to write at least six news stories a week, too. Pay: Club Penguin coins and all the Taco Bell you can eat."

    I recently applied for a freelance gig on craigslist that I now realize was for someone entirely techno-savvy. I must have written a good cover letter though, because I actually landed a phone interview. Unfortunately, I hadn’t the foggiest what DRUPAL (A restaurant on Devon? I hear they have really good samosas there) and web 2.0 were.

    At first, I tried to bluff my way through but then I just said hey, I’m a good editorial person and I can learn the rest on the job. I didn’t hear back.

    This week, I’m signing up for a web class at the local community college. It’s on the internet, so while Jane sleeps I can learn what she’s probably going to know by osmosis in a couple years. Just by being adventurous and pressing all the buttons, she’s found features on my cell phone that I would never in a million years have discovered on my own.

  • Back of the line, baby

    I’m working on a story about how child care in Cook County is often unattainable for lower- and middle-class families in Cook County. I know I’m supposed to observe the numbers from the proverbial journalistic arm’s length, but the more I read, the more my arm wants to wave a distress flag.

    The statistics come from a study by Illinois Action for Children, and boy, are they telling. The North/Northwest side of Chicago, where I live, is the worst in the region with only one center child-care slot for every 63 infants.

    Yes, you heard that right.

    I started looking for childcare in May 2006, five months before my daughter, Jane, was born. Only a few accredited daycare centers in my area accepted infants, and they had waiting lists of 18 months to two years.

    I guess that’s great for elephants, who I hear have an average gestation period of about 600 days.

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