Seriously, don't say a word, because mama's trying to figure out how she's going to finagle buying you a mockingbird, a dog named Rover and a bunch of retro-rock paisley dots.
Huh?
Trust me, when you see the Reversible Baby Blanket collection (Buy You a Mockingbird shown at bottom right, $64) - or any of the Vintage, Classic, Luxe or Receiving styles - at Mairzey Dotes, you won't be the only one drooling over the modernly minded, simply styled, bright and colorful 100% cotton (and cotton lined) designs.
Meant to appeal to those folks who ultimately seek fashion the tiniest bit over function, these anything-but-ordinary, cushy, cozy wraps - designed by former veterinarian, Chicagoan and current mama to two, Sarah Kronland - definitely fit the bill. 
Literally.
At just $25-$100, the 100% handmade, U.S.A.-origin Mairzey Dotes range is not only affordable, but filled with everything from snuggly chenille to sunny cabana stripes.
Now if I could only get that diamond ring this easily ...