It's one of the first cardinal rules of good behavior that little tikes learn when they become a part of the preschool-going set, so why is it that full-grown, seemingly intelligent adults can't adhere to that same politesse when it comes to a pregnant woman's blooming belly?
It seems like as soon as that tummy torpedoes, there's an endless parade of well-meaning, possibly curious pats and rubs that come completely without invite or warning, or in my case, as I would half walk, half waddle down the hall on way to the copier or to get some baby-wants-chocolate-covered pretzels out of the communal office fridge, or worse yet, on the way to a gotta-go-now bathroom break. 
As if being poked and pinched by a less-than-bitty, close to nine-month-baked bun that's quickly running out of room in the proverbial oven weren't enough, now the prodding is happening on the outside, too .... while people try to guess what part of baby they're touching.
If you can relate, don't put a "Look, Don't Touch" sign around your middle just yet, since a more fashionable option lies in Due & Sprout's ultra sleek, uber chic, Foot Tush Head tee from The Polkadot Platypus.
Not only does the 100% fitted cotton tee (choose from a scoop neck tank or short and long-sleeved styles) treat swollen bellies to soothing, super soft comfort, but it tells co-workers, the mailman, Uncle Larry and anyone else who wants to know exactly where baby's tush push is currently going on with just one look, no tummy rub required. $32-$40
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